akhbar in a suicide belt
pictures half a trillion crosses bursting into flames
fiery emotions etched into his face
screaming death to infidels he brandishes kalishnakov

in that crystal moment
before his butt gets ripped apart
it lets go a stylin' stout hippopotamus fart

by his spacesuit long imprisoned astronaut inhaling farts

big fat ugly farmers on their tractors bounce around
launching uncontainable ferocious monster farts

typically the fedex man
although his mug appears intent arranging stacks of packages
once he clambers down the steps and gets out from his truck
poom fart

sometimes even goldfish fart
bulbous crabs small crustaceans
up from chasms in warmed over toxic laden waters fart

vladimir putin and bob newhart
media symbols clench their duffles
but alas they cannot muffle

even steven hawking shfarts
through a small electro gizmo wired to his chair
as he's wheeled before a crowd
his custom made metal box can be heard passing air

tumultuously heaving from the backdoor also
flatulent skeevy bean eating bono baps this forte U fart 2

every prig american blob eventually is going to boogie
from each bottom loud bam bams like heavy field artillery
sending high explosives rippling through the sky
busting out a monumental fart









© 2006 - 2008 by KC wilder


  Download song "Like Paul Gauguin" - paul gauguin in ze 21st century- he came back - stuck his head in a long island diner - the door shut real fast and his head was crushed - it fell off his body completely - he looked up and said something in French i couldn't understand i found oot later all he said was "what am i doing on long island?"