an aura of duplicity dangles from his beak
at the neighborhood fashionista
lets now take a peek
we can see inside this square
figures that palooka wears
rain forest green pajamas
coiffed in oversized bahamas
awkardness is everywhere
catapulting through the air
looking clueless to the icky
mounds of dandruff in his hair
birkenstocks remand his feet
on the street he's falling flat
a not real tasteful concept
this beaded shirt from niger
no it does not complement
his blue and white hilfiger
frowning at his buttoned down
deftly swishing nuts around
the gossip's buon acquisto he'll say
this flies off the shelf downtown
ishka bibble satiny suede
these high fashion hand grenades
blowing through the stores hey hey
now the fashion captains at gq and parade
claim newfangled camo is
exploding in the hottest way
dressing up flesh weaponry
in guilded smokescreen corduroy
as designers postulate
the style posturing masturbate
business owners stuck in meetings
bank accounts taking beatings
fashionistas of all stripes
overflowing with regrets
suckers overstating gripes
slower now fashion forward
flattened wallets are not sure
if in fact they can afford to
take a taste of haute couture
slivers of cilantro shucked on silver pillbox hat
outward strutting raspberry tart
nylon snapped in culinary art
buttoned up snippity strawberry snood
hackneyed full on fashion statement
plates of artificial food
crossing swords
lagerfield saint laurent and gucci
past the angry and insane
murderer of gian versace
tooled up for omnipotence
fashion lions roar
claiming spanish revolution
mighty hep it's haute couture
sawed off heels on platform shoes
abraham lincoln brigade redo
pumping up the damage
and destruction caused by war
guernica is all the rage
arsenal enhanced these models
trooping runway floors
as loudspeakers etch a sketch
the dulcet tones of james earl bones
darkly phoned in basso profundo
hasta la vista fashionista
Neruda, Bangs, Dickinson and Geisel
#19: hasta la vista fashionista
an aura of duplicity dangles from his beak
