an aura of duplicity dangles from his beak
at this fidgety fashionista
lets now take a peek
we can see he's unaware
this absurd palooka wears
rain forest green pajamas
coiffed in oversized bahamas
awkardness is everywhere
catapulting through the air
cluelessness to icky sticky
mounds of dandruff in his hair
birkenstocks encase his feet
on the street he's falling flat
a not real tasteful concept
this beaded shirt from niger
it does not well complement
his blue and white hilfiger
tearing off his buttoned downs
giggles flashing all around
the gossip's buon acquisto
this flies off the shelves downtown
ishka bibble satiny suede
these high fashion hand grenades
moving through the stores today
all the fashion captains at gq and parade
claim newfangled camo is
exploding in the hottest way
dressing up flesh weaponry
in silk sateen in corduroy
anything to stimulate
the style posturing masturbate
business owners stuck in meetings
bank accounts taking beatings
fashionistas of all stripes
overflowing with regrets
suckers overstating gripes
slower now fashion forward
flattened wallets aren't sure
if in fact they can afford
the latest taste of haute couture
slivers of cilantro shucked on silver pillbox hat
outward strutting raspberry tart
nylon snapped in culinary art
buttoned up snippity strawberry snood
hackneyed full on fashion statement
plates of artificial food
crossing swords
lagerfield saint laurent and gucci
past the angry and insane
murderer of gian versace
planetwide through advertising
fashion lions roar
ain't that spanish revolution
mighty haute couture
sawed off heels on platform shoes
abraham lincoln brigade redo
glamorizing all the damage
and destruction caused by war
guernica is all the rage
as models glinting arsenals
troop the runway floor
loudspeakers etch a sketch
the dulcet tones of james earl bones
hasta la vista fashionista
Neruda, Bangs, Dickinson and Geisel
#19: hasta la vista fashionista
an aura of duplicity dangles from his beak
