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#75: penis perspiration

he-men are ashamed in many public situations.
the telltale stains upon their trousers, penis perspiration!
it's much worse than anthrax, this new affliction that we've got …
keeping FEMA experts all tied-up in knots!
it skates across the dengis, splashes on the shoe,
spreading even faster than an avionic flu … penis perspiration!

doctors, lawyers, indian chiefs finding slime blobs in their briefs.
heaving sighs of resignation … penis perspiration!
facing economic ruin, men work way too hard each day ...
a million males who can't contain penis perspiration!

big fish in a small pond, the start-up CEO …
feeling in his underpants unwanted H20.
this from his urologist, a startling revelation.
first time that he's heard or seen … penis perspiration!

men in public can't afford to leave big puddles on the floor …
causing so much consternation, penis perspiration!

even dave petraeus … swaggering on an abrams tank,
in spite of all his macho grandeur and his lofty rank,
in his boots the stinky pool that's emanating from his tool,
penis perspiration! propaganda fashioners …
bark at newsmen and conceal, fudging facts on habitats,
starving polar bears and seals (the ozone hole's much larger now),
the whole world's losing its sun shields.
bullying and obfuscation from that bush administration,
they engendered climate change and … penis perspiration!








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'PENIS PERSPIRATION' READER COMMENTS

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-John Devore, 2007-02-20 18:58:35


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